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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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The monster asked the 🧛‍♂️Dracula🧛‍♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇

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Zainab2017-08-10 12:18:15
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Abubakari2017-08-10 10:48:30
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Nancy Kawawa2017-08-08 01:59:39
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Janet Wambura2017-08-05 19:13:37
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Andrew Mahiga2017-08-02 21:04:02
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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David Musyoka2017-07-30 23:58:47
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Abdillah2017-07-23 22:31:46
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Yusra2017-07-20 06:27:21
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Issack2017-07-17 00:38:49
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Faiza2017-07-08 20:37:15
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Hawa2017-06-29 22:35:25
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Nasra2017-06-15 02:49:48
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Benjamin Masanja2017-06-08 05:58:30
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Maneno2017-06-01 02:17:16
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Shamim2017-05-26 08:14:17
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mjaka2017-05-16 09:32:03
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Andrew Mchome2017-05-09 13:53:40
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mwanajuma2017-05-06 19:46:06
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Alice Mrema2017-05-05 01:12:43
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Ruth Kibona2017-05-03 02:19:56
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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