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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Kijakazi2017-10-16 13:46:39
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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George Ndungu2017-10-12 13:30:38
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Chris Okello2017-10-09 17:56:44
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Grace Minja2017-10-07 11:19:51
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Umi2017-10-05 05:58:35
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Martin Otieno2017-09-28 21:03:17
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Alice Mwikali2017-09-23 15:01:48
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆
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Bernard Oduor2017-09-17 09:21:53
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Azima2017-09-16 21:35:09
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Janet Sumaye2017-09-16 04:13:21
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Hashim2017-09-05 04:01:37
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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James Kimani2017-09-01 17:56:10
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Ruth Kibona2017-09-01 14:51:01
😅 I needed that!
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Monica Lissu2017-09-01 06:27:39
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Martin Otieno2017-08-20 02:24:53
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mary Njeri2017-08-20 02:21:23
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Tambwe2017-08-13 19:44:08
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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James Kimani2017-08-11 02:55:19
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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John Malisa2017-08-04 23:35:29
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Edith Cherotich2017-07-28 13:53:47
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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