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What do you call a fish with no eye?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:34💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you call a fish with no eye?
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What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄

Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.

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Mary Sokoine2017-06-12 06:10:47
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Dorothy Nkya2017-06-02 20:23:25
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Halima2017-05-27 20:00:27
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Charles Mchome2017-05-21 06:24:05
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mchuma2017-05-16 10:23:33
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Juma2017-05-12 19:47:03
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Stephen Kangethe2017-05-06 06:46:12
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Edwin Ndambuki2017-04-30 06:24:17
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Sharon Kibiru2017-04-22 20:28:07
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Patrick Mutua2017-04-21 11:21:17
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Abdillah2017-04-12 22:57:02
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Azima2017-04-11 05:08:05
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Margaret Mahiga2017-04-06 12:54:01
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Maneno2017-04-01 11:40:25
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Janet Mwikali2017-03-28 20:11:03
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Patrick Mutua2017-03-15 18:51:02
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mtumwa2017-03-11 01:36:21
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆
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Michael Mboya2017-03-08 10:32:20
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Janet Sumari2017-02-22 21:36:36
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Kheri2017-02-21 12:31:50
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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