Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Edith Cherotich2018-03-16 13:03:04
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄
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Nora Kidata2018-03-14 17:39:13
πŸ˜‚ I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Abubakari2018-03-10 13:21:30
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”
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Janet Mwikali2018-03-08 01:23:19
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Jane Malecela2018-03-03 17:21:07
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘
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Kazija2018-02-21 07:43:16
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
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Janet Sumari2018-02-18 20:10:55
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Lydia Mzindakaya2018-02-13 07:07:46
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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Stephen Amollo2018-02-07 00:03:37
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—
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Habiba2018-02-06 17:04:04
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! πŸ„πŸ“°
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Nuru2018-01-28 13:12:32
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. πŸ’»πŸ›‹οΈ
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Edward Chepkoech2018-01-13 16:05:10
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Hellen Nduta2017-12-20 23:47:06
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Miriam Mchome2017-12-20 03:03:35
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Rose Kiwanga2017-12-19 07:58:04
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
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Alice Mrema2017-12-11 11:35:37
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Anna Sumari2017-12-11 05:07:33
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Monica Lissu2017-12-03 07:35:52
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! πŸ₯―🌊
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Isaac Kiptoo2017-11-26 14:03:32
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like β€˜cleaning supplies.’ πŸ§ΌπŸ›’
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Faith Kariuki2017-11-24 14:28:13
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷