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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Andrew Mchome2018-02-16 10:47:04

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Jaffar2018-02-09 18:24:53

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zuhura2018-02-02 11:33:17

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Tambwe2018-01-31 05:34:48

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Grace Njuguna2018-01-31 03:07:22

😄 You got me good!

Irene Akoth2018-01-27 06:05:11

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Mwanajuma2017-12-30 21:33:15

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Stephen Kangethe2017-12-27 16:54:51

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Stephen Mushi2017-12-27 15:52:58

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwachumu2017-12-14 08:22:23

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mwinyi2017-12-01 22:26:14

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Alex Nyamweya2017-11-28 08:09:24

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Anna Mchome2017-11-26 04:02:41

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Makame2017-11-17 17:52:43

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Kiza2017-11-15 16:55:06

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwakisu2017-11-11 14:07:23

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mary Sokoine2017-11-07 16:37:08

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Victor Kamau2017-11-01 08:55:05

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Joyce Mussa2017-10-26 23:02:54

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Shamim2017-10-26 10:08:38

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

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