How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Jaffar2018-03-21 11:31:11
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Shabani2018-03-20 16:43:20
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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Sharifa2018-02-27 12:06:49
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Mchuma2018-02-23 01:25:56
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Raha2018-01-28 11:56:27
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Jackson Makori2018-01-26 17:42:07
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Juma2018-01-26 09:42:52
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•
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Mohamed2018-01-22 19:51:18
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Husna2018-01-17 17:35:59
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Robert Okello2018-01-10 23:29:45
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John Lissu2017-12-28 02:07:31
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Alice Mwikali2017-12-27 11:10:05
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Lydia Mzindakaya2017-12-25 16:20:45
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mary Kendi2017-12-24 21:48:22
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Salma2017-12-24 08:25:56
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Janet Mwikali2017-12-22 03:52:47
I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜
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Khalifa2017-12-12 06:22:38
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Betty Cheruiyot2017-12-10 11:05:28
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