Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Ruth Mtangi2018-08-27 18:20:32
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜‚
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Jackson Makori2018-08-21 20:16:30
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š
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Samson Tibaijuka2018-08-21 17:16:06
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Patrick Akech2018-08-08 16:21:29
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Baraka2018-08-01 07:13:48
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🀣
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Francis Mtangi2018-07-13 10:32:54
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! πŸ‘ βš½
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Fadhila2018-07-12 19:26:05
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ
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Andrew Mahiga2018-07-11 22:04:43
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄
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Mwafirika2018-07-05 11:13:03
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Mwanaidi2018-06-23 21:33:10
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-06-23 00:18:31
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
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Omari2018-06-10 10:40:44
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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Mercy Atieno2018-06-09 03:38:56
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°
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Mary Kidata2018-06-09 02:39:16
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Sofia2018-06-08 04:26:42
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! πŸ₯’πŸ₯’
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Elijah Mutua2018-06-01 13:26:23
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Muslima2018-05-23 23:09:30
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Zubeida2018-05-15 04:03:26
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Ibrahim2018-05-07 05:15:10
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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Khadija2018-04-10 20:55:13
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£