Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Ruth Mtangi2018-09-06 02:39:41
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโ€™re always stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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Kazija2018-09-05 22:37:08
Why donโ€™t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿคก
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Hawa2018-09-05 18:43:21
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ˜œ
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Omari2018-08-24 05:35:46
Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค
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Mwanais2018-08-16 22:31:35
Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Hekima2018-08-16 17:19:37
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sofia2018-08-15 10:42:00
I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†
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Shamsa2018-08-12 20:14:13
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ™ƒ
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Anna Sumari2018-07-05 00:49:23
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Carol Nyakio2018-06-30 13:24:51
Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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Lydia Mzindakaya2018-06-30 07:29:51
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท
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Sharon Kibiru2018-06-13 10:38:09
If weโ€™re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒ™
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Benjamin Kibicho2018-06-08 02:41:56
๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Sultan2018-06-07 13:26:01
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’„
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Brian Karanja2018-06-06 07:07:20
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
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Violet Mumo2018-05-24 16:33:28
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต
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Diana Mallya2018-05-21 00:34:58
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
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Alice Jebet2018-05-17 10:22:02
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰
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Charles Mboje2018-05-16 13:48:54
๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!
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James Kimani2018-05-13 00:28:28
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ