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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:32💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
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Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji

Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! 🧠💡 Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! 😄🎉

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Anna Mahiga2018-05-15 10:04:46
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Michael Mboya2018-05-13 00:44:02
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Emily Chepngeno2018-04-29 13:55:20
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mercy Atieno2018-04-28 08:20:11
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Arifa2018-04-14 11:32:26
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Yusra2018-04-12 12:34:18
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mary Kidata2018-04-04 18:07:42
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Khadija2018-04-03 23:14:17
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Makame2018-03-28 14:22:08
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-03-14 04:32:45
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwanahawa2018-02-25 12:17:04
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Grace Minja2018-02-14 13:20:07
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Nancy Kabura2018-02-08 04:43:17
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Safiya2018-02-07 04:21:09
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Bernard Oduor2018-02-06 14:47:33
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Brian Karanja2018-02-01 00:29:01
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Majid2018-01-31 04:19:14
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mazrui2018-01-30 06:15:06
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Grace Wairimu2018-01-23 05:31:41
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Grace Minja2018-01-23 02:08:03
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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