What did one eye say to the other?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:21πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! 🐠"

Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish 🐠 further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.

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Stephen Mushi2018-09-27 23:40:43
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Jamila2018-09-27 00:53:48
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Robert Ndunguru2018-09-19 22:23:45
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Edith Cherotich2018-09-02 22:02:54
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Sharon Kibiru2018-09-01 05:33:04
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Wilson Ombati2018-08-27 05:29:34
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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James Malima2018-07-26 18:47:38
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! πŸ‘»πŸ€₯
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Violet Mumo2018-07-17 09:41:51
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Peter Mbise2018-06-29 12:23:01
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Mwafirika2018-06-22 23:23:16
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Victor Mwalimu2018-06-19 13:27:13
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Halima2018-06-16 13:15:06
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘πŸ₯”
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Baraka2018-06-12 05:49:21
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“
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Moses Mwita2018-05-30 17:08:02
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Biashara2018-05-21 15:43:35
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Betty Cheruiyot2018-05-17 19:55:11
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Fadhili2018-05-14 17:26:04
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-05-01 18:17:33
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2018-04-30 04:35:46
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Tambwe2018-04-20 21:33:51
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! πŸͺƒπŸŒΏ