What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Elizabeth Malima2018-06-21 20:33:36
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
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David Kawawa2018-06-14 12:11:30
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Ndoto2018-06-14 05:23:45
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Moses Kipkemboi2018-06-01 08:56:45
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Dorothy Majaliwa2018-05-16 18:44:09
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Chum2018-05-13 06:50:24
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³
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Kheri2018-05-08 13:11:14
🀣 Pure genius!
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Hassan2018-05-08 05:46:03
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚
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Raha2018-05-06 16:19:21
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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Lucy Mahiga2018-05-04 20:40:23
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Warda2018-04-29 05:53:41
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Joseph Mallya2018-04-18 02:32:53
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Joy Wacera2018-04-16 12:42:30
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? πŸ«β“
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Zubeida2018-04-14 09:03:03
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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John Lissu2018-04-04 10:41:47
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Majid2018-03-23 20:23:12
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. πŸ«πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Mariam Hassan2018-03-15 14:04:55
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Paul Kamau2018-03-14 01:25:51
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Rabia2018-03-10 09:31:33
I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚
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Mary Kendi2018-03-04 04:44:49
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚