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How did the hairdresser win the race?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:17💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
How did the hairdresser win the race?
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Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!

Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! 💇‍♀️💨

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Stephen Amollo2018-09-16 05:31:12
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Mgeni2018-09-09 05:50:40
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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Mwanaisha2018-08-31 17:44:49
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️
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Salima2018-08-28 15:41:17
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Jamila2018-08-28 05:57:57
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Rahma2018-08-20 12:14:32
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Anna Kibwana2018-08-11 17:05:39
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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James Kimani2018-08-07 23:27:24
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Victor Kimario2018-07-29 06:09:45
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Stephen Kikwete2018-07-23 22:27:28
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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Alice Wanjiru2018-07-20 18:16:04
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zainab2018-07-15 09:32:36
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Victor Kamau2018-07-09 10:13:22
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Khalifa2018-06-28 22:15:17
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Stephen Mushi2018-06-22 23:45:59
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Jamila2018-06-09 08:15:00
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Grace Mushi2018-06-01 09:45:06
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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Sultan2018-06-01 07:16:03
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Majid2018-05-31 04:37:47
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Zulekha2018-05-13 13:40:14
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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