What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! πŸ“£πŸ¦–β°

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄πŸ—

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Amina2024-05-12 02:03:06
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
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Yusuf2024-03-12 14:20:08
I can’t believe how funny this is! πŸ˜‚
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πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Ann Wambui2024-01-16 12:51:09
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Abubakari2024-01-15 17:45:23
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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