What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What runs but never walks? πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ A: A nose! πŸ‘ƒ

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! πŸ˜„

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Leila2019-05-29 13:05:40
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Joseph Kitine2019-05-18 11:10:42
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Charles Mboje2019-05-17 19:38:25
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Habiba2019-05-13 13:37:49
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Farida2019-05-05 03:29:17
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Maida2019-04-22 18:03:10
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Mwachumu2019-04-16 22:02:52
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Zuhura2019-04-16 16:30:46
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Lucy Mahiga2019-04-14 12:35:30
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
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Rubea2019-04-12 16:07:50
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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David Musyoka2019-04-10 06:50:51
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Richard Mulwa2019-04-06 07:19:57
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Mgeni2019-04-05 09:27:16
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πŸΈπŸš—
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Nicholas Wanjohi2019-03-22 15:02:41
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🀣
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Warda2019-03-18 13:17:40
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Ruth Kibona2019-03-14 02:14:11
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Chris Okello2019-03-11 09:22:34
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Khadija2019-03-09 19:38:14
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Arifa2019-02-20 12:45:53
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Rose Waithera2019-02-17 08:00:39
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬