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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Salima2019-06-11 19:22:41
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Zainab2019-06-02 13:56:14
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Susan Wangari2019-06-02 01:26:34
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Margaret Mahiga2019-05-31 18:36:36
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Sharifa2019-05-30 15:44:59
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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John Mushi2019-05-27 22:19:45
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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George Wanjala2019-05-18 19:35:48
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Azima2019-05-10 19:04:12
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mashaka2019-05-02 22:37:51
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Janet Sumari2019-05-02 21:17:32
😄 What a joke!
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Stephen Mushi2019-05-01 11:22:52
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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Samuel Were2019-04-27 12:08:22
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Shabani2019-04-19 01:11:53
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Joseph Mallya2019-04-11 21:20:24
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Victor Mwalimu2019-04-02 11:19:35
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Elijah Mutua2019-03-24 00:56:47
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Maimuna2019-03-17 08:09:18
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwanaidha2019-03-09 11:27:32
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mwanaidha2019-03-09 06:06:17
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa2019-03-02 12:36:23
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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