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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Linda Karimi2020-05-31 21:03:51
😆 Saving this one!
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Victor Kamau2020-05-31 18:01:02
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Nancy Kawawa2020-05-18 07:15:18
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Halimah2020-05-14 17:49:35
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Grace Njuguna2020-05-10 11:43:02
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Elijah Mutua2020-04-27 22:43:50
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Monica Lissu2020-04-26 09:08:12
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Nyota2020-04-25 19:19:01
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Anna Mahiga2020-04-12 07:17:13
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Kassim2020-04-12 00:41:46
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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David Musyoka2020-04-04 03:54:52
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Omar2020-03-19 15:48:20
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Josephine Nekesa2020-03-18 16:40:49
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Frank Macha2020-03-16 13:24:14
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Tambwe2020-03-07 18:29:03
😁 This just made my day!
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Alice Jebet2020-03-05 02:13:23
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Edith Cherotich2020-02-25 15:04:09
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Shani2020-02-22 13:36:14
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso2020-02-14 22:41:55
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mariam Kawawa2020-02-13 16:03:28
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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