Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Mariam Kawawa2020-10-11 22:12:51
πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!
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Maulid2020-10-05 02:16:03
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Mchuma2020-09-15 08:59:40
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
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Latifa2020-09-10 12:52:55
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”
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Rahma2020-08-15 05:16:32
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
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Zainab2020-08-06 04:04:59
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Salima2020-08-03 03:39:34
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†
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Hawa2020-07-25 01:20:45
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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David Kawawa2020-07-24 21:01:04
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Fredrick Mutiso2020-07-04 19:26:14
Running is great. Unless you faint. πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ₯΅
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Mtumwa2020-07-01 07:37:13
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! πŸ‘πŸ
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Kahina2020-06-23 01:03:22
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Mwafirika2020-06-20 21:34:53
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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David Ochieng2020-06-18 21:02:57
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Samson Mahiga2020-06-11 09:29:45
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Grace Mligo2020-06-03 11:22:37
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†
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Charles Wafula2020-05-18 02:25:09
😁 This just made my day!
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Raphael Okoth2020-05-16 18:57:05
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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David Chacha2020-05-16 09:57:15
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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Mhina2020-05-13 01:34:49
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό