What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! πŸ©³πŸ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! πŸ™ƒ

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