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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Janet Sumari2020-04-27 11:49:19
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Esther Nyambura2020-04-24 23:40:11
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Catherine Mkumbo2020-04-22 03:14:47
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Grace Mushi2020-04-11 15:28:00
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Ruth Kibona2020-04-06 18:33:34
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Bernard Oduor2020-04-02 11:25:20
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Zubeida2020-03-31 09:15:08
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Sarafina2020-03-25 22:36:57
😄 Nailed it!
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Janet Mbithe2020-03-22 18:53:49
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mzee2020-03-20 02:46:28
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Michael Onyango2020-03-19 00:09:10
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Fikiri2020-03-14 16:51:18
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Anna Kibwana2020-03-08 09:17:44
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mary Sokoine2020-03-07 21:19:49
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Halima2020-03-06 16:50:48
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Mwanaidha2020-02-27 22:13:39
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nyota2020-02-27 15:06:03
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwalimu2020-02-23 22:44:35
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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David Kawawa2020-02-05 14:05:09
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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Edward Chepkoech2020-01-31 15:53:21
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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