What’s the best way to talk to a T-Rex?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:08πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! πŸ“£πŸ¦–β°

Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! πŸ˜„πŸŒ΄πŸ—

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Daudi2020-08-24 10:49:52
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Mashaka2020-08-06 12:20:40
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πŸ•β°
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Mwanaidi2020-07-28 15:41:30
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! πŸ₯•πŸ°πŸ‘“
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Ali2020-07-25 20:31:26
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nuru2020-07-24 16:11:15
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Peter Mugendi2020-07-23 13:02:03
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Patrick Mutua2020-07-18 12:39:55
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜…
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Janet Sumari2020-07-18 10:26:51
Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Mwajabu2020-07-15 22:06:14
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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Nancy Kabura2020-07-10 23:10:01
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Alice Mwikali2020-07-07 06:17:39
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†
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Bahati2020-07-01 03:51:02
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. πŸ™„πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Janet Mbithe2020-06-26 01:31:48
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘
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Anna Mchome2020-06-24 23:54:21
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
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Habiba2020-06-22 00:49:21
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Salima2020-06-20 16:34:51
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Binti2020-06-19 18:16:49
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Jackson Makori2020-06-19 17:48:59
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! πŸ˜πŸ“±
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Kiza2020-06-18 19:22:18
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Abdullah2020-06-18 07:57:14
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢