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What do you give a sick lemon?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: Lemon-ade! 🍋🥤

Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! 🌞😄

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Anna Kibwana2020-12-10 07:01:57

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwanajuma2020-12-06 22:42:24

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Joyce Mussa2020-12-06 14:27:23

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Stephen Amollo2020-12-04 01:19:49

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Hashim2020-12-03 16:48:34

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Nancy Kabura2020-12-02 23:13:01

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Chris Okello2020-11-27 13:53:40

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Sarah Mbise2020-11-21 03:27:46

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Saidi2020-11-16 23:26:39

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Leila2020-11-07 14:52:06

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Alice Mwikali2020-10-25 06:19:24

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Kheri2020-10-21 01:23:38

😁 This is gold!

Peter Mwambui2020-10-10 01:40:37

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zawadi2020-10-08 19:59:17

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Fredrick Mutiso2020-10-08 14:20:45

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Ibrahim2020-10-01 07:30:04

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Sumaye2020-09-30 02:55:18

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Kazija2020-09-19 06:27:51

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Peter Mugendi2020-09-11 03:57:47

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Philip Nyaga2020-09-05 23:38:54

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

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