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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛‍♂️🍏

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛‍♂️🥳🍎

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Nora Kidata2021-03-09 03:09:40
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Mchawi2021-03-08 05:09:04
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Asha2021-03-02 20:29:31
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Khatib2021-03-02 01:10:15
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Nassar2021-02-19 03:51:03
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rose Lowassa2021-02-13 06:23:52
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Mwajuma2021-01-29 06:07:13
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Vincent Mwangangi2021-01-18 20:14:24
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️
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Nassor2021-01-14 00:57:46
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Fadhili2021-01-13 00:02:26
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Zawadi2020-12-30 19:41:20
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Catherine Naliaka2020-12-28 16:58:53
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mjaka2020-12-25 12:29:49
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Irene Akoth2020-12-24 10:42:12
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mariam2020-12-23 08:36:15
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Margaret Anyango2020-12-19 17:44:22
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rose Lowassa2020-12-15 22:33:11
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mtumwa2020-11-24 05:21:22
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Ruth Kibona2020-11-21 18:50:22
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Mtumwa2020-11-17 21:05:32
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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