What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Zuhura2021-07-01 10:01:57
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Andrew Mahiga2021-06-30 06:24:18
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹
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Husna2021-06-26 01:01:48
I didn’t see that punchline comingβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Mazrui2021-06-20 19:05:00
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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Lydia Mahiga2021-05-28 20:06:05
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? πŸ‘ πŸ€”
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Lucy Wangui2021-05-24 14:05:22
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Emily Chepngeno2021-05-14 21:02:10
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βš›οΈπŸ€“
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Alice Mrema2021-05-05 10:37:17
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Michael Mboya2021-05-02 15:20:36
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ˜…
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Mary Kendi2021-05-01 14:51:11
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Kijakazi2021-04-25 15:42:08
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. πŸ’‘πŸ˜Ž
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Joyce Nkya2021-04-20 14:40:19
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ›οΈπŸ§Œ
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John Lissu2021-04-18 16:22:25
🀣 Sending this now!
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Nassar2021-04-08 21:10:35
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Peter Mwambui2021-03-30 02:32:23
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Lydia Mahiga2021-03-24 18:39:21
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Kenneth Murithi2021-03-20 05:02:04
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽΆ
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Mary Sokoine2021-03-19 08:47:26
πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Kiza2021-03-15 04:48:15
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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Lucy Mahiga2021-03-14 09:50:48
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚