Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:56πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: πŸ•°οΈ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! πŸ”πŸ˜„

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜‹

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Irene Akoth2021-12-21 15:05:06
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Raha2021-12-14 21:56:34
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Faith Kariuki2021-12-10 10:14:47
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Lucy Mushi2021-12-02 13:38:35
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ
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Nassor2021-11-22 20:03:16
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Josephine Nekesa2021-11-14 03:42:36
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Lydia Wanyama2021-11-13 03:05:17
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Makame2021-11-07 23:04:46
πŸ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Nasra2021-11-03 02:18:07
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Jacob Kiplangat2021-10-22 20:21:54
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Peter Mugendi2021-10-17 02:44:29
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«
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Ruth Mtangi2021-10-13 06:41:27
The road to success is always under construction. πŸš§πŸ—οΈ
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Peter Mwambui2021-10-12 16:26:10
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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Christopher Oloo2021-10-02 20:36:05
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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Betty Cheruiyot2021-09-25 22:08:32
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ 
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Linda Karimi2021-09-06 19:43:23
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Robert Okello2021-09-05 22:31:02
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Vincent Mwangangi2021-09-04 21:58:13
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jaffar2021-09-02 18:09:31
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Mazrui2021-09-01 15:21:47
My brain has too many tabs open. πŸ’»πŸ§