What did one eye say to the other?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:21πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! 🐠"

Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish 🐠 further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.

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George Tenga2021-12-22 22:17:10
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Habiba2021-12-17 15:31:30
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Simon Kiprono2021-12-13 20:07:10
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Mwajuma2021-12-02 12:16:39
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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John Kamande2021-11-25 11:41:46
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Samuel Omondi2021-11-13 23:33:47
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž
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Nicholas Wanjohi2021-11-11 19:43:41
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄
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Kiza2021-11-06 21:24:33
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜
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Selemani2021-11-05 01:02:14
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! πŸ₯·πŸ‘Ÿ
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Rahma2021-11-02 03:51:10
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Michael Onyango2021-11-01 13:17:20
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Jane Muthui2021-10-31 02:10:44
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Lydia Wanyama2021-10-27 04:18:56
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Hassan2021-10-13 09:08:52
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Patrick Akech2021-10-10 00:21:03
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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Diana Mallya2021-10-07 15:19:07
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Kevin Maina2021-09-25 21:28:10
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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Sarah Mbise2021-09-25 17:45:01
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Agnes Njeri2021-09-16 17:10:21
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Mwanaisha2021-09-12 06:10:25
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊