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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:14💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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The outside! 🦃🌟

Explanation: The joke plays on the word "side" by suggesting that the outside of the turkey has the most feathers because, well, the feathers are all over the outside of the turkey! It's a playful twist on what could be a simple question, adding a touch of humor to make you smile. 🤣🍗

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Fredrick Mutiso2024-09-24 12:54:25

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Nancy Akumu2024-09-08 08:59:55

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Linda Karimi2024-09-05 08:39:27

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Rose Mwinuka2024-08-09 20:12:42

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mwachumu2024-08-05 23:15:32

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso2024-07-18 20:53:52

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Makame2024-07-08 14:02:28

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Agnes Sumaye2024-06-21 17:07:34

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mary Kidata2024-06-11 12:29:20

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mariam Hassan2024-06-08 13:44:58

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Leila2024-06-08 12:01:14

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Andrew Mahiga2024-06-03 03:24:18

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rahim2024-06-01 05:03:45

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

James Kawawa2024-05-28 21:02:24

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Amir2024-05-23 18:57:46

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Andrew Odhiambo2024-05-22 14:36:37

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Maimuna2024-05-17 00:30:49

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Mashaka2024-05-16 10:38:34

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

George Ndungu2024-04-26 17:34:36

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Ann Wambui2024-04-23 15:35:34

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

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