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π Why is the computer room always empty at the zoo? The answer is an ele-phaintastic riddle! ππ₯οΈ Can you guess why the elephant can't use the computer? π€
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:50 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: Because he's afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Explanation: Elephants are known for their incredible size and strength, but they can also be afraid of small creatures like mice. In this funny scenario, the elephant's fear of the mouse prevents it from using the computer since a computer typically requires the use of a mouse or touchpad. The play on words between a computer mouse and a literal mouse adds a humorous twist to the riddle, making it light-hearted and entertaining. π€£π
π€ What's a cannibal's favorite sport? Don't worry, it's not "chew-geball"! This riddle will definitely keep you on your toes. ππ¦·
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:16 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ππ
Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
π "I have a trunk-ling for you, Valentine! Let's never forget the love we share, because we're elephant-astic together!" ππ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:20 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineβs Day?
A: "I love you a TON! πβ€οΈ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
π€‘ Why don't animals eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ππΏ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:01 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: Because they taste funny! π€‘π΄
Explanation: Animals don't eat clowns because they taste funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but in a strange and unusual way. Clowns are known for their colorful outfits, exaggerated makeup, and funny antics, so animals might find their taste rather peculiar and not very appetizing. It's best to leave the clowns for the humans to enjoy at the circus! πͺπ¦πΏ
π₯ "You're kind of a big dill, aren't you?" π₯
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:26 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Boy Pickle: "You're kind of a big dill, aren't ya?" π₯β€οΈ
Girl Pickle: "Well, I relish the fact that you think so!" ππΌπ₯
Explanation:
This playful exchange between the boy pickle and the girl pickle utilizes puns related to pickles. The boy pickle cleverly compliments the girl pickle by saying she's a "big dill," which is a play on words as it sounds like "deal." The girl pickle responds with a pun of her own, expressing her appreciation by saying she "relishes" the boy pickle's flattery, as relish is a popular condiment made from pickles. This light-hearted banter adds a touch of humor and silliness to the interaction between the pickles. π₯β€οΈππΌ
π±Purr-fectly curious, whiskers at play, Which nursery rhyme makes kitty say: "πΆHey diddle diddle, the π and the π I'd rather chase mice, it's my true love!"πΆ
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:15 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" πΈπ
Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! ππΆ
Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? π Because you don't want to press your luck! πβ¨
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:58:59 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: Because you don't want to press your luck! π
Explanation: Ironing a four leaf clover might flatten it and take away its charm. Since finding a four leaf clover is considered lucky, you wouldn't want to risk losing its magical powers by ironing it. So, it's best to leave the ironing board for your clothes and keep your four leaf clovers untouched for good luck! ππ
What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
π΅ "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot and weave some fun!" π΅
Updated at: 2023-07-06 16:01:28 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Short Answer: "Hey buddy, let's tie the knot!"
Explanation: The joke here plays on the double meaning of "tie the knot." In one sense, it refers to the act of two strings coming together and being tied together. However, it also has a playful reference to the phrase "tying the knot" as a colloquial way of saying getting married. The personification of the strings adds a touch of whimsy to the joke. The use of the emoji adds a cheerful and humorous tone to the answer.
π· What do you call a pig that does karate? π₯ He's not just a piggy, he's a pork chop-chop! π½π₯ Can you guess his name?
Updated at: 2023-07-06 15:59:17 (2 years ago by Melkisedeck Leon Shine)
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop!
Explanation: π₯π· In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. π½π₯ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.