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Nahida
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May 9, 2017
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Shabani
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May 1, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Peter Mwambui
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Apr 27, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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George Wanjala
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Apr 27, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 24, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Khamis
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Apr 5, 2017
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Salum
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Apr 2, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Rahim
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Mar 23, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Ibrahim
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Feb 24, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Sharon Kibiru
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Feb 21, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Sharon Kibiru
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Feb 19, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Majid
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Feb 15, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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James Kawawa
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Feb 12, 2017
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Jaffar
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Feb 12, 2017
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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John Lissu
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Jan 30, 2017
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Miriam Mchome
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Jan 22, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Salum
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Jan 2, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Chris Okello
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Dec 31, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Yusuf
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Dec 21, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Joseph Kawawa
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Dec 17, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Nancy Akumu
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Dec 14, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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John Mushi
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Dec 11, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Violet Mumo
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Dec 9, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Anthony Kariuki
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Dec 7, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Mwanajuma
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Nov 20, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lucy Mushi
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Nov 20, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Sultan
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Nov 15, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Stephen Kikwete
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Nov 13, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mary Kidata
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Oct 31, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Stephen Kangethe
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Oct 15, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Alice Mwikali
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Oct 9, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Zuhura
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Oct 3, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Baridi
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Sep 28, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Sep 24, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Sep 21, 2016
😄 What a joke!
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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 19, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Sep 18, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Janet Wambura
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Sep 17, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Mary Kidata
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Sep 3, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Daudi
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Sep 1, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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George Tenga
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Aug 16, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Stephen Kangethe
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Aug 15, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Furaha
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Aug 12, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Shani
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Jul 19, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Charles Mrope
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Jul 19, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Ruth Kibona
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Jul 17, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Monica Lissu
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Jul 5, 2016
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Margaret Anyango
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Jun 29, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Maida
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Jun 11, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Emily Chepngeno
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May 24, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Sofia
Guest
May 20, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Hashim
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May 18, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Patrick Kidata
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May 17, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Khatib
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May 10, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Ruth Kibona
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May 9, 2016
😂 This is too funny!
