Q: Who is wrong here? Story of men and dog. A: The dog, paws down! πΎ
Explanation: In this hilarious tale, the men and the dog find themselves in a comical predicament. As the story goes, the men are happily enjoying a walk when suddenly the dog starts barking at a nearby tree. The men, puzzled, try to understand why the dog is so fixated on the tree. They inspect it from top to bottom and conclude that there is nothing to bark at. The dog, however, insists that there must be something up there! π³
Despite the men's best efforts to convince the dog otherwise, it stubbornly continues to bark at the tree. Meanwhile, the dog's tail is wagging energetically, as if it's convinced it has found the greatest discovery of all time! πΆ The men, perplexed and slightly embarrassed, finally give in and accept that the dog's instincts are far superior to their own. They bow down to the dog's superior wisdom and admit defeat. πββοΈ
So, who is wrong here? Well, it's clear that the dog has a secret pact with the tree! Maybe it's a secret hiding spot for doggy treats or a portal to a magical doggy kingdom. We may never know! But hey, when it comes to the dog's instincts, it's best not to argue and just accept that our furry friends have a sixth sense we can never comprehend. πΎπ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 8, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
Majid (Guest) on April 4, 2017
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Mjaka (Guest) on April 3, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 30, 2017
π Canβt wait to share this!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 29, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. π·π
John Lissu (Guest) on March 25, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
Wande (Guest) on March 25, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πβ¨
Rahma (Guest) on March 21, 2017
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 21, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Husna (Guest) on March 19, 2017
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 6, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Mchawi (Guest) on February 18, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 11, 2017
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
John Mushi (Guest) on February 9, 2017
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 5, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 31, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 28, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
Shabani (Guest) on January 23, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πΈπΉ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 21, 2017
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 16, 2017
Whatβs a vampireβs favorite fruit? A blood orange! π§ββοΈπ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 14, 2017
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 14, 2017
π This one really got me!
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 7, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 29, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Nassor (Guest) on December 22, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 10, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Josephine (Guest) on November 23, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 5, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
James Kimani (Guest) on November 4, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 1, 2016
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Shani (Guest) on October 29, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 25, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Ali (Guest) on October 7, 2016
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Josephine (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 5, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Masika (Guest) on September 30, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 25, 2016
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Zubeida (Guest) on September 23, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! π₯π‘
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 22, 2016
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Umi (Guest) on September 20, 2016
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
Juma (Guest) on August 27, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 15, 2016
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Yahya (Guest) on August 8, 2016
π This is gold!
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 3, 2016
π€£ Brilliant joke!
James Kawawa (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 20, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 20, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Khadija (Guest) on July 18, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Rabia (Guest) on July 10, 2016
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 9, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 6, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 25, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Furaha (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 20, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 20, 2016
π That punchline!
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 17, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π