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Yusra
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May 27, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Victor Kimario
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May 23, 2017
😅 I needed that!
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Mariam Hassan
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May 21, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Abubakari
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May 19, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
May 13, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
May 8, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Kijakazi
Guest
May 5, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Zuhura
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Fatuma
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
😂 This is too funny!
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Rahim
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Amani
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Fikiri
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Farida
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
May 26, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 24, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Baridi
Guest
May 22, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Sofia
Guest
May 19, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 18, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Rukia
Guest
May 14, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Nyota
Guest
May 12, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Chum
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
