Short Answer: It's time to see a tooth-hurty! ๐๐ฆท
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "tooth-hurty" which sounds similar to "two-thirty." The joke is that when you have a toothache, it's time to see a dentist! The emoji adds a playful and cheerful tone to the response.
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 13, 2017
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 7, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 3, 2017
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
Abdullah (Guest) on January 31, 2017
๐ This one really got me!
Raha (Guest) on January 29, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Kahina (Guest) on January 18, 2017
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Shamim (Guest) on November 29, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐๐ฌ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 12, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐ต
Nasra (Guest) on November 8, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 1, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Fadhila (Guest) on October 28, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Mzee (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 27, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Maneno (Guest) on October 27, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Halima (Guest) on October 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on September 30, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Amina (Guest) on September 25, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on September 16, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 14, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 7, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Azima (Guest) on September 7, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Khatib (Guest) on September 5, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Rehema (Guest) on August 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 25, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Joy Wacera (Guest) on August 7, 2016
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐ ๐๏ธ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 30, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
David Nyerere (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Rahma (Guest) on July 21, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 21, 2016
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Chum (Guest) on June 30, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Salum (Guest) on May 31, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2016
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 25, 2016
Whatโs a cowโs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐๐ฅ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 22, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Jaffar (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Ahmed (Guest) on April 23, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Halima (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Amani (Guest) on April 10, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 24, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 15, 2016
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on March 9, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 19, 2016
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 13, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท