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Jane Malecela
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Jul 9, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jun 29, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 10, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rashid
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 27, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Yusra
Guest
May 20, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 14, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
May 12, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 11, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 8, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Husna
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Amir
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
😂 This is a keeper!
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Aziza
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 19, 2017
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Ahmed
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Maida
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Chum
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Husna
Guest
Aug 6, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Warda
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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James Mduma
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 22, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 15, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mashaka
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Salma
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
