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Edwin Ndambuki
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Apr 13, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Nassar
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Halima
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Masika
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Nov 24, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 19, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Shani
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Neema
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
😁 This made my day!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Bahati
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 31, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rukia
Guest
May 21, 2016
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Muslima
Guest
May 13, 2016
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 12, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Farida
Guest
May 6, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Masika
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
