What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" ๐ ๐
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Muslima (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 6, 2016
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Amani (Guest) on November 2, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 1, 2016
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Salum (Guest) on October 1, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 25, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 22, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Sofia (Guest) on September 18, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Mwinyi (Guest) on September 15, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Fatuma (Guest) on September 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 4, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Hekima (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Maida (Guest) on August 29, 2016
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on August 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2016
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 27, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
Salma (Guest) on August 24, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
James Mduma (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on August 21, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
John Malisa (Guest) on August 14, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 26, 2016
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2016
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Arifa (Guest) on July 19, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
George Tenga (Guest) on July 9, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Zawadi (Guest) on July 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 17, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Faiza (Guest) on June 12, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Nashon (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Raha (Guest) on May 31, 2016
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Zawadi (Guest) on May 31, 2016
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on May 20, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 10, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Sharifa (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
James Kimani (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 7, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Rahma (Guest) on March 30, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on March 23, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 21, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Baraka (Guest) on March 17, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Daudi (Guest) on March 17, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 3, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on February 26, 2016
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Omari (Guest) on February 21, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 21, 2016
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
Latifa (Guest) on February 18, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐