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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Amani
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Salum
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Fatuma
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Maida
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Salma
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nashon
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Raha
Guest
May 31, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Zawadi
Guest
May 31, 2016
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 20, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Sharifa
Guest
May 2, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 17, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Omari
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 18, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
