Name her Patty! 🍔
Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄
Hassan (Guest) on January 2, 2017
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 28, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 26, 2016
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 7, 2016
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Yahya (Guest) on November 19, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Yahya (Guest) on November 12, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Mary Kidata (Guest) on November 11, 2016
😄 Too good!
Mariam (Guest) on October 29, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 25, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 4, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
James Mduma (Guest) on October 3, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
John Mwangi (Guest) on September 25, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2016
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 28, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Zulekha (Guest) on August 20, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 10, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Mwalimu (Guest) on July 29, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Nasra (Guest) on July 25, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 14, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 13, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Biashara (Guest) on July 6, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Baridi (Guest) on July 6, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Khamis (Guest) on July 4, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Baraka (Guest) on June 30, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 26, 2016
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on June 24, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Warda (Guest) on June 20, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Mwakisu (Guest) on June 9, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mashaka (Guest) on May 25, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 17, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Wande (Guest) on May 12, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Sharifa (Guest) on May 1, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 27, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
James Kimani (Guest) on April 27, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Shamsa (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 21, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on April 16, 2016
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Sarafina (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Chiku (Guest) on April 4, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 28, 2016
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on March 26, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 26, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 21, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
Mwakisu (Guest) on March 15, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Martin Otieno (Guest) on March 7, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 6, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 4, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 25, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 30, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Mwanaisha (Guest) on January 26, 2016
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 25, 2016
🤣 This joke is too good!
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 24, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆