The ruler! 📏 Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! 😄 Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! 🤴🏼👑
Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 6, 2018
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Umi (Guest) on March 30, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 21, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Mhina (Guest) on February 21, 2018
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on February 18, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 1, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
John Kamande (Guest) on January 30, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 29, 2018
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 21, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 15, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Shukuru (Guest) on January 13, 2018
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Yusra (Guest) on January 8, 2018
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 6, 2018
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 5, 2018
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 1, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mwinyi (Guest) on December 31, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 31, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Kijakazi (Guest) on December 30, 2017
😆 This one really got me!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 25, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 23, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Baridi (Guest) on December 16, 2017
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 12, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Ali (Guest) on December 6, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
George Wanjala (Guest) on December 6, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 4, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Jafari (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Sultan (Guest) on November 27, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 20, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 18, 2017
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Charles Mboje (Guest) on November 15, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Latifa (Guest) on November 5, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Rubea (Guest) on October 22, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on October 16, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 8, 2017
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 28, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on September 14, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Azima (Guest) on August 31, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 20, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Charles Mchome (Guest) on August 18, 2017
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 16, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 15, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Shamim (Guest) on August 13, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 5, 2017
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Jafari (Guest) on August 4, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Shamim (Guest) on August 1, 2017
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Mwakisu (Guest) on July 27, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Shabani (Guest) on July 24, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 18, 2017
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 24, 2017
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Athumani (Guest) on June 24, 2017
😆 That punchline was epic!
Daudi (Guest) on June 23, 2017
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 19, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 11, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 6, 2017
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Neema (Guest) on June 2, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Biashara (Guest) on May 27, 2017
😆 That punchline!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 22, 2017
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Juma (Guest) on May 7, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 2, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 30, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬