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Alice Wanjiru
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Mar 5, 2018
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 1, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 26, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 13, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 9, 2018
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 27, 2018
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jan 22, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Asha
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 7, 2017
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 30, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 31, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 30, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Salima
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Zuhura
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Safiya
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Amir
Guest
Jul 27, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Rabia
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 25, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 22, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
😆 Still cracking up!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 1, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Arifa
Guest
May 26, 2017
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
May 21, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Arifa
Guest
May 21, 2017
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 2, 2017
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 19, 2017
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Amina
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
