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Nora Lowassa
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Feb 4, 2018
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Anna Kibwana
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Jan 24, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Carol Nyakio
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Jan 23, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Chris Okello
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Jan 15, 2018
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Mzee
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Jan 11, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Mercy Atieno
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Jan 3, 2018
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Kevin Maina
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Jan 1, 2018
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 1, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
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Chum
Guest
Dec 29, 2017
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 10, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Makame
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง๐ค
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 20, 2017
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Oct 19, 2017
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
๐ Can't stop laughing!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 12, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 5, 2017
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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Zainab
Guest
Aug 4, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 23, 2017
๐ Sharing right away!
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Farida
Guest
Jul 22, 2017
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Yusuf
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Edward Lowassa
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Jul 11, 2017
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 6, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 3, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 1, 2017
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 27, 2017
๐ This is gold!
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 21, 2017
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Issack
Guest
Jun 14, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Chum
Guest
Jun 5, 2017
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 27, 2017
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 20, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Jamila
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Mar 26, 2017
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Omari
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Samuel Were
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Feb 24, 2017
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐