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Robert Okello
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Mar 2, 2018
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Grace Minja
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Mar 1, 2018
π This is a keeper!
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Abdullah
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Feb 25, 2018
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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David Chacha
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Feb 24, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
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Michael Mboya
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Feb 15, 2018
Iβm not shy. Iβm holding back my awesomeness so I donβt intimidate you. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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John Kamande
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Feb 10, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
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Mariam
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Feb 3, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Kijakazi
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Feb 2, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Hassan
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Jan 21, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
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Alex Nakitare
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Jan 17, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Ndoto
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Jan 12, 2018
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 27, 2017
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Dec 24, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Samson Mahiga
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Dec 22, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Francis Njeru
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Dec 4, 2017
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
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George Tenga
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Dec 1, 2017
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Raha
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Nov 24, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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Anna Kibwana
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Nov 14, 2017
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Agnes Sumaye
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Nov 10, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Ahmed
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Nov 6, 2017
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Charles Mrope
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Nov 5, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
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Jane Muthoni
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Oct 24, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Grace Njuguna
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Oct 23, 2017
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Grace Mushi
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Oct 19, 2017
π I need to save this one forever!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Janet Wambura
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Oct 15, 2017
Iβve got to remember this one for later! π
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Maida
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Oct 9, 2017
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Agnes Njeri
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Sep 29, 2017
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
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Charles Wafula
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Sep 22, 2017
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Monica Adhiambo
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Sep 21, 2017
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Majid
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Sep 21, 2017
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ
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Mwajuma
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Sep 15, 2017
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Nuru
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Sep 11, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Amani
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Sep 9, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Anna Mahiga
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Aug 31, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Mercy Atieno
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Aug 29, 2017
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Nancy Akumu
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Aug 19, 2017
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Aug 10, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Patrick Akech
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Aug 1, 2017
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Shukuru
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Jul 31, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Nora Kidata
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Jul 29, 2017
π This joke just made my day!
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Moses Mwita
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Jul 29, 2017
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 24, 2017
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Patrick Akech
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Jul 24, 2017
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
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Samson Mahiga
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Jul 14, 2017
Dear math, Iβm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ππ€―
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Paul Ndomba
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Jul 10, 2017
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Patrick Mutua
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Jul 5, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 4, 2017
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
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Elijah Mutua
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Jul 3, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
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Fadhila
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Jul 1, 2017
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! π₯·π
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Monica Adhiambo
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Jun 28, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Maneno
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Jun 24, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Shamim
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Jun 22, 2017
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Henry Mollel
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Jun 17, 2017
I don't sweatβI sparkle! β¨π
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Linda Karimi
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Jun 15, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jun 10, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jun 8, 2017
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ