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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Nov 13, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 17, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 12, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Baridi
Guest
Sep 12, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 24, 2017
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Makame
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 10, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Amina
Guest
Aug 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 21, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Wande
Guest
Jul 16, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Jul 15, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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James Mduma
Guest
Jul 10, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 8, 2017
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jul 2, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 18, 2017
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 13, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 11, 2017
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Ahmed
Guest
May 26, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nyota
Guest
May 24, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Jane Muthui
Guest
May 18, 2017
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
May 12, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 12, 2017
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Hamida
Guest
May 10, 2017
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 9, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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John Lissu
Guest
May 5, 2017
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 3, 2017
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 17, 2017
😄 Too good!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Salum
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
