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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 15, 2018
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Oct 8, 2018
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 29, 2018
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Daudi
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Shani
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 22, 2018
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 12, 2018
😄 Too good!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 5, 2018
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 25, 2018
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 10, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 9, 2018
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 27, 2018
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 18, 2018
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 17, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 16, 2018
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
May 9, 2018
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Rahma
Guest
May 2, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 29, 2018
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 25, 2018
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Halima
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
😆 This one really got me!
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 18, 2018
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 17, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 15, 2018
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 3, 2018
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ahmed
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 25, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Mwanais
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 17, 2018
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 14, 2018
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 12, 2018
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 8, 2018
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Rahim
Guest
Feb 16, 2018
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 7, 2018
🤣 Sending this now!
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Omari
Guest
Feb 6, 2018
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 6, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 4, 2018
Thanks Ackyshine
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 27, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Issa
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
😆 Saving this one!
