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Binti
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Nov 18, 2018
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Majid
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Oct 22, 2018
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 20, 2018
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 14, 2018
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 9, 2018
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 6, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 3, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mazrui
Guest
Sep 14, 2018
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Wande
Guest
Sep 4, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 1, 2018
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Aug 29, 2018
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 10, 2018
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 6, 2018
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Aug 2, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Ahmed
Guest
Jul 14, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 11, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 8, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 30, 2018
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 29, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 11, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Zuhura
Guest
May 29, 2018
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 26, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 13, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 11, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Fikiri
Guest
Apr 27, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 21, 2018
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Apr 5, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 26, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Mar 10, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Mazrui
Guest
Mar 4, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 28, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Feb 20, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 14, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 29, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 21, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 13, 2018
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 2, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Issack
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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James Malima
Guest
Dec 4, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 2, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
