Answer: ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ A Counting Dracula!
Explanation: If you were to cross a teacher with a vampire, you would get none other than a "Counting Dracula"! This hilarious play on words combines the classic vampire with the job of a teacher, emphasizing their love for counting and grading papers. So, watch out for this fang-tastic educator who might just sink their teeth into some math equations! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Binti (Guest) on November 18, 2018
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Majid (Guest) on November 8, 2018
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on October 29, 2018
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 22, 2018
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Faiza (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 20, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this right now!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 14, 2018
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Chiku (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 6, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 3, 2018
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on September 28, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Mazrui (Guest) on September 14, 2018
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on September 7, 2018
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Wande (Guest) on September 4, 2018
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 1, 2018
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2018
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 24, 2018
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 20, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 10, 2018
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on August 6, 2018
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on August 2, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 29, 2018
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 15, 2018
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Ahmed (Guest) on July 14, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Ndoto (Guest) on July 11, 2018
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on July 8, 2018
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 30, 2018
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 29, 2018
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 29, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 26, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Hassan (Guest) on June 12, 2018
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 11, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
Zuhura (Guest) on May 29, 2018
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 28, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 26, 2018
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 13, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 13, 2018
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 11, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on April 27, 2018
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on April 21, 2018
๐ I can't stop laughing at this one!
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 5, 2018
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Jafari (Guest) on March 26, 2018
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Nasra (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on March 4, 2018
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on February 28, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Sarafina (Guest) on February 27, 2018
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 20, 2018
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Nasra (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
Muslima (Guest) on January 29, 2018
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Nashon (Guest) on January 21, 2018
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
James Mduma (Guest) on January 21, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Rehema (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 2, 2018
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Issack (Guest) on December 13, 2017
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 11, 2017
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Mgeni (Guest) on December 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
James Malima (Guest) on December 4, 2017
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 2, 2017
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐