What lights up a stadium? ๐ค
A team of firefly cheerleaders! โจ๐ฅ๐
Explanation: In this playful response, the answer suggests that it's not the conventional stadium lights that illuminate the stadium, but rather a group of fireflies who serve as the cheerleaders for the event. This adds a humorous twist by imagining tiny insects performing elaborate routines to provide light, creating a whimsical and amusing image. The combination of the fireflies, their natural glow, and the cheerleading concept adds an element of fun and surprise to the answer.
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 28, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Yahya (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
Mjaka (Guest) on December 17, 2018
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Jabir (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 9, 2018
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 1, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 29, 2018
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 25, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Furaha (Guest) on October 24, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on October 24, 2018
๐ Bookmarking this!
Jane Muthui (Guest) on October 21, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
Zainab (Guest) on October 18, 2018
๐ Totally hilarious!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on October 16, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 28, 2018
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 25, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on September 19, 2018
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 13, 2018
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 10, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 7, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 3, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2018
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 31, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 28, 2018
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
John Mushi (Guest) on August 28, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Fatuma (Guest) on August 17, 2018
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Ndoto (Guest) on July 27, 2018
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Nasra (Guest) on July 18, 2018
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 1, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 28, 2018
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
Hawa (Guest) on June 16, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 12, 2018
Iโm not bossy, Iโm the boss. Big difference. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 5, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 28, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
James Kawawa (Guest) on May 21, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Arifa (Guest) on May 21, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 5, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
George Tenga (Guest) on May 3, 2018
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
David Sokoine (Guest) on May 2, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 30, 2018
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 28, 2018
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 24, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Aziza (Guest) on April 23, 2018
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 22, 2018
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on April 12, 2018
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 11, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Chum (Guest) on April 8, 2018
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Yusuf (Guest) on April 7, 2018
๐ Still cracking up!
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 31, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Husna (Guest) on March 31, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐โฐ
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 29, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 27, 2018
You know youโre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐๏ธ๐
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 21, 2018
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 16, 2018
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Mariam (Guest) on February 27, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2018
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 21, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Kiza (Guest) on February 15, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด