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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Yahya
Guest
Dec 27, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 14, 2018
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 9, 2018
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 8, 2018
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Ibrahim
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Oct 29, 2018
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 24, 2018
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 21, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 18, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 28, 2018
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 25, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 19, 2018
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 10, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 7, 2018
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 2, 2018
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 31, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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John Mushi
Guest
Aug 28, 2018
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 17, 2018
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 27, 2018
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Nasra
Guest
Jul 18, 2018
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 1, 2018
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 28, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 16, 2018
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jun 12, 2018
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 5, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 28, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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James Kawawa
Guest
May 21, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Arifa
Guest
May 21, 2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 5, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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George Tenga
Guest
May 3, 2018
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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David Sokoine
Guest
May 2, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 28, 2018
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Apr 24, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 23, 2018
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 22, 2018
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 12, 2018
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 11, 2018
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
😆 Still cracking up!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Husna
Guest
Mar 31, 2018
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Mar 29, 2018
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 27, 2018
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 21, 2018
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 7, 2018
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 27, 2018
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2018
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 21, 2018
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 15, 2018
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
