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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jan 23, 2019
π€£ Brilliant joke!
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John Kamande
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Jan 22, 2019
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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Betty Kimaro
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Jan 14, 2019
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
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Linda Karimi
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Jan 7, 2019
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Kenneth Murithi
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Dec 17, 2018
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
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Victor Kamau
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Dec 14, 2018
π€£ Sharing this right now!
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Yusuf
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Dec 12, 2018
Iβm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ππ©βπΌ
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 10, 2018
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
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Victor Malima
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Nov 23, 2018
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Nov 20, 2018
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
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Mzee
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Nov 16, 2018
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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David Musyoka
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Oct 29, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Agnes Sumaye
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Oct 22, 2018
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Samuel Were
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Oct 13, 2018
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 12, 2018
π Mood instantly lifted!
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Zainab
Guest
Oct 11, 2018
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 23, 2018
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 15, 2018
π Pure comedy gold!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 9, 2018
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 3, 2018
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Aug 25, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 24, 2018
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 19, 2018
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Aug 9, 2018
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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Hellen Nduta
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Aug 7, 2018
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Josephine Nduta
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Jul 30, 2018
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. π§π€
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 28, 2018
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 24, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jul 20, 2018
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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Robert Okello
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Jul 2, 2018
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 26, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. β€οΈπ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jun 25, 2018
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jun 22, 2018
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Stephen Amollo
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Jun 11, 2018
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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David Ochieng
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Jun 10, 2018
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 10, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Mwajuma
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May 27, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 26, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Charles Mchome
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May 12, 2018
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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George Wanjala
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May 12, 2018
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Rashid
Guest
May 9, 2018
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Stephen Mushi
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May 9, 2018
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 30, 2018
π That punchline!
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Edith Cherotich
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Apr 22, 2018
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 16, 2018
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 13, 2018
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 7, 2018
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Mar 21, 2018
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 16, 2018
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 3, 2018
π Totally hilarious!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 25, 2018
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 12, 2018
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Halima
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 8, 2018
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jan 5, 2018
π Still cracking up!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 25, 2017
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄