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Michael Mboya
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Jan 28, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Abubakar
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Jan 25, 2019
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Mwanahawa
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Jan 21, 2019
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Faith Kariuki
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Dec 23, 2018
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Agnes Lowassa
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Dec 23, 2018
😁 This made my day!
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Lucy Wangui
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Dec 13, 2018
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Kijakazi
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Dec 7, 2018
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Moses Mwita
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Nov 30, 2018
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Shani
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Nov 28, 2018
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Sharifa
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Nov 26, 2018
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Lydia Wanyama
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Nov 22, 2018
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Fadhila
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Nov 16, 2018
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 10, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Mwanaisha
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Oct 25, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Anna Mchome
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Oct 22, 2018
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Stephen Kikwete
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Sep 20, 2018
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Sumaya
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Sep 9, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Faiza
Guest
Sep 8, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Halima
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 5, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Patrick Akech
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Aug 28, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Monica Nyalandu
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Aug 20, 2018
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Aug 18, 2018
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Nora Kidata
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Aug 12, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alice Jebet
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Aug 9, 2018
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 4, 2018
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 29, 2018
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Samuel Omondi
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Jul 15, 2018
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 15, 2018
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jul 11, 2018
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Sofia
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Jul 10, 2018
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Frank Macha
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Jul 7, 2018
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Anna Malela
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Jul 1, 2018
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mary Mrope
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Jun 30, 2018
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jun 29, 2018
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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James Kimani
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Jun 20, 2018
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Henry Sokoine
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Jun 2, 2018
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mary Njeri
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Jun 1, 2018
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Sarah Karani
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May 30, 2018
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Sharifa
Guest
May 17, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 15, 2018
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Aziza
Guest
May 15, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Khatib
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May 4, 2018
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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May 1, 2018
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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George Tenga
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Apr 30, 2018
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Samuel Omondi
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Apr 24, 2018
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Henry Mollel
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Apr 8, 2018
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Andrew Odhiambo
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Apr 5, 2018
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Hassan
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Mar 16, 2018
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mariam
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Mar 1, 2018
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Furaha
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Feb 25, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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James Malima
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Feb 11, 2018
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Zubeida
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Feb 4, 2018
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
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Feb 1, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Ann Wambui
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Jan 25, 2018
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Anna Kibwana
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Jan 23, 2018
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
