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David Kawawa
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Nov 14, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 12, 2019
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 11, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 31, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Jaffar
Guest
Oct 27, 2019
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Sep 5, 2019
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 26, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Aug 25, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 13, 2019
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jul 30, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 6, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 4, 2019
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 27, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 22, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 14, 2019
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 13, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 5, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Mwanajuma
Guest
May 21, 2019
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Sultan
Guest
May 19, 2019
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 28, 2019
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 11, 2019
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 7, 2019
😅 I needed that!
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Apr 5, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Mar 29, 2019
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Mar 26, 2019
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 11, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 17, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 16, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Feb 15, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Athumani
Guest
Feb 9, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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David Ochieng
Guest
Feb 3, 2019
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Hekima
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 31, 2018
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 29, 2018
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 28, 2018
🤣 This one got me good!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 17, 2018
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 8, 2018
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Neema
Guest
Dec 6, 2018
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 5, 2018
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Mariam
Guest
Nov 29, 2018
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Salum
Guest
Nov 25, 2018
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 16, 2018
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 4, 2018
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 1, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 28, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 27, 2018
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
