The smartest insect around is the ๐ Smarty Pants! ๐ฉ๐ค
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 17, 2019
๐ Still cracking up!
Masika (Guest) on November 16, 2019
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Yusuf (Guest) on November 14, 2019
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on November 11, 2019
๐ This is too funny!
Athumani (Guest) on November 10, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 8, 2019
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Amani (Guest) on October 27, 2019
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 19, 2019
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Jamal (Guest) on October 3, 2019
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 24, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Nassar (Guest) on September 22, 2019
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 15, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 1, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 25, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 9, 2019
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Salima (Guest) on June 26, 2019
๐ You got me good!
John Malisa (Guest) on June 22, 2019
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2019
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Bakari (Guest) on June 7, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 20, 2019
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
James Kimani (Guest) on May 20, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 10, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 8, 2019
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Majid (Guest) on May 7, 2019
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 19, 2019
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 17, 2019
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Chiku (Guest) on April 9, 2019
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 2, 2019
Thanks Ackyshine
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 31, 2019
๐ I needed that!
Shabani (Guest) on March 25, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Amina (Guest) on March 19, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
Selemani (Guest) on March 15, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 14, 2019
Whatโs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐ฉ๐ค
Sofia (Guest) on March 13, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
Shukuru (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
Shukuru (Guest) on March 11, 2019
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
John Lissu (Guest) on March 10, 2019
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 9, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Mgeni (Guest) on March 7, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
Robert Okello (Guest) on March 3, 2019
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 26, 2019
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Maimuna (Guest) on February 23, 2019
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Yahya (Guest) on February 23, 2019
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 16, 2019
๐ This made my day!
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 8, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 5, 2019
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Mazrui (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 26, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 24, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 22, 2019
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 9, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 6, 2019
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on December 22, 2018
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 14, 2018
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 13, 2018
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on December 13, 2018
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Nashon (Guest) on December 11, 2018
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ