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Rose Kiwanga
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Dec 21, 2019
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 20, 2019
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 18, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Dec 16, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 2, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 1, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Issa
Guest
Nov 28, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 17, 2019
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 14, 2019
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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John Mushi
Guest
Nov 4, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Oct 24, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 8, 2019
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 6, 2019
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 29, 2019
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Sep 25, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 22, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Sep 14, 2019
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Zainab
Guest
Sep 6, 2019
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Aug 28, 2019
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Aug 12, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 10, 2019
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 22, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 9, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 1, 2019
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
😁 This just made my day!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 26, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 8, 2019
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 4, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Neema
Guest
May 31, 2019
😄 You got me good!
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Tambwe
Guest
May 30, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Jaffar
Guest
May 27, 2019
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 14, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 9, 2019
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Rubea
Guest
May 5, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nahida
Guest
May 1, 2019
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Zawadi
Guest
Apr 25, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 24, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Apr 15, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 8, 2019
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 6, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mazrui
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Biashara
Guest
Apr 3, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 2, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Mar 31, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Jaffar
Guest
Mar 25, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Muslima
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 1, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Leila
Guest
Feb 25, 2019
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 22, 2019
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Issack
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 28, 2019
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
