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Charles Mboje
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Feb 10, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Feb 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Shabani
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Jan 27, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Khamis
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Jan 26, 2020
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Joyce Nkya
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Jan 26, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Jan 20, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Linda Karimi
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Jan 14, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Yahya
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Jan 13, 2020
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Samuel Were
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Dec 31, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Stephen Kangethe
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Dec 14, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Hashim
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Dec 9, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Dec 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Joseph Kitine
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Dec 8, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Diana Mallya
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Dec 5, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Sarafina
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Nov 29, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Stephen Kikwete
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Nov 21, 2019
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Victor Kamau
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Nov 8, 2019
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Diana Mumbua
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Nov 2, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Rukia
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Oct 28, 2019
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Joseph Kawawa
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Oct 20, 2019
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Josephine
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Oct 15, 2019
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Zakia
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Oct 14, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Joseph Kawawa
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Oct 13, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Shamim
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Oct 13, 2019
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwalimu
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Oct 12, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Charles Mchome
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Oct 6, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nchi
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Sep 27, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mhina
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Sep 18, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Lucy Wangui
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Aug 23, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mariam Kawawa
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Aug 10, 2019
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Kenneth Murithi
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Aug 10, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Monica Lissu
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Aug 7, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Sofia
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Aug 7, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Sarah Karani
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Aug 4, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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James Kawawa
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Aug 3, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Linda Karimi
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Jul 29, 2019
😂 So funny!
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Mwanaisha
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Jul 28, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Shukuru
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Jul 25, 2019
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jul 19, 2019
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Charles Mrope
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Jul 16, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mwakisu
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Jul 16, 2019
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Margaret Anyango
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Jul 11, 2019
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Ruth Kibona
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Jul 7, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Nora Lowassa
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Jul 6, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Mwanaisha
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Jul 2, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Grace Minja
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Jun 27, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Agnes Njeri
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Jun 14, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Kevin Maina
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Jun 11, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Zainab
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Jun 5, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Omari
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Jun 2, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Muslima
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May 29, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Nchi
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May 21, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Charles Wafula
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May 7, 2019
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Simon Kiprono
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May 1, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 1, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Furaha
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Apr 30, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 13, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 11, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
