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Charles Mboje
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Feb 10, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Feb 3, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Shabani
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Jan 27, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Khamis
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Jan 26, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Joyce Nkya
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Jan 26, 2020
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 20, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
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Jan 14, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
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Yahya
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Jan 13, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Samuel Were
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Dec 31, 2019
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Stephen Kangethe
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Dec 14, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
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Hashim
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Dec 9, 2019
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Dec 8, 2019
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Joseph Kitine
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Dec 8, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 5, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Sarafina
Guest
Nov 29, 2019
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 21, 2019
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Nov 8, 2019
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Nov 2, 2019
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 28, 2019
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 20, 2019
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 15, 2019
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 14, 2019
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Joseph Kawawa
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Oct 13, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Shamim
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Oct 13, 2019
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Mwalimu
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Oct 12, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Charles Mchome
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Oct 6, 2019
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Nchi
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Sep 27, 2019
๐ Perfect joke!
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 18, 2019
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Juma
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Sep 3, 2019
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 23, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Aug 10, 2019
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Kenneth Murithi
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Aug 10, 2019
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Sofia
Guest
Aug 7, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Sarah Karani
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Aug 4, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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James Kawawa
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Aug 3, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Linda Karimi
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Jul 29, 2019
๐ So funny!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 28, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 25, 2019
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Jul 19, 2019
I smile because I donโt know whatโs going on. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Charles Mrope
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Jul 16, 2019
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 16, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
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Ali
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 11, 2019
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 7, 2019
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Nora Lowassa
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Jul 6, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 2, 2019
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
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Grace Minja
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Jun 27, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Agnes Njeri
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Jun 14, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Kevin Maina
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Jun 11, 2019
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnโt handle the power struggle! ๐ฑ๐
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Zainab
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Jun 5, 2019
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Omari
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Jun 2, 2019
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
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Muslima
Guest
May 29, 2019
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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Nchi
Guest
May 21, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 7, 2019
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Simon Kiprono
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May 1, 2019
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Lucy Wangui
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May 1, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Furaha
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Apr 30, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
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Sharifa
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Apr 13, 2019
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Stephen Malecela
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Apr 11, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
