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Nyota
Guest
Oct 18, 2019
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 5, 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 4, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 17, 2019
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 8, 2019
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 7, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 4, 2019
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Omari
Guest
Sep 3, 2019
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 31, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 21, 2019
😂 Gotta save this!
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 5, 2019
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jul 27, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 21, 2019
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 19, 2019
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 14, 2019
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 12, 2019
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Biashara
Guest
Jul 10, 2019
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 29, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 19, 2019
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jun 18, 2019
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 16, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 11, 2019
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Rashid
Guest
May 23, 2019
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 6, 2019
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
May 1, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Maida
Guest
Apr 27, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Yusuf
Guest
Apr 23, 2019
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Salima
Guest
Apr 20, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 19, 2019
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 17, 2019
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 12, 2019
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 27, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Mar 16, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 12, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 6, 2019
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 5, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 20, 2019
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 6, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 27, 2019
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 25, 2019
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 24, 2019
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jan 18, 2019
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 3, 2019
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 30, 2018
😂 Sharing right away!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 16, 2018
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 4, 2018
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 27, 2018
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 26, 2018
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 19, 2018
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 10, 2018
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Ndoto
Guest
Nov 3, 2018
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 26, 2018
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 25, 2018
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 16, 2018
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 7, 2018
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
